Boudreaux Wins A Bet
A Texan walked into the City Bar last weekend and started bragging that nobody could drink like Texans can and bet that if any of the Cajuns there could drink a whole case of beer in an hour or less he would pay them $100.00. No one took him up on his offer, and in fact Boudreaux got up and walked out. A little while later Boudreaux came back inside and asked the Texan if his offer was still good. The Texan said that it was, and he would, in fact, even pay for the beer. Boudreaux told the bartender to line em up, and made short order of the case of beer, finishing in well less than the hour. The totally amazed Texan held up his part of the deal and paid the $100.00. But he was a little curious and asked Boudreaux, "By the way, when I made the offer, you left. Where did you go?" Boudreaux answered him, "Mais I went to de other bar across de street. I had to make sure I could do it!"
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The Wishing Well
Boudreaux and Marie were walking through the town square the other day, when they spotted a wishing well. Boudreaux throws a penny down the well and makes a wish. Marie decides to try it too. She leans over to throw her penny in, but falls into the well and drowns. Boudreaux exclaims, "Damn, it works!"
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Boudreaux & Thibodeaux At The Bar, Again
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were once again spending Saturday night at the City Bar, and after several hours of steady drinking, Thibodeaux suddenly fell backwards off of the bar stool and onto the floor, passed out cold. Boudreaux looks at Thib, looks up at the bartender, and remarks, "Dat's what I like about Thibodeaux. He knows when he done had enough to drink."
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Boudreauxs A Crazy Driver
Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were driving around town one night, and coming up to a red light, Boudreaux runs right through it, not even slowing down. Thibodeaux says, "Boudreaux, you ran dat red light, be careful!" Boudreaux tells him, "Don't worry, Hebert does it all de time, and nuttin ever happens." A few minutes later, another red light, and Boudreaux runs it too. Thibodeaux screams at him, "Boudreaux, you keep running dem red lights, you gonna got us killed!" Boudreaux assures him, "Mais I done tol you, Hebert does it all de time wid no problem. Don't worry." The next intersection they come to, they have a green light, and Boudreaux slams on the brakes, coming to a complete stop on green. Thibodeaux asks him, "Why you stop for de green light?" Boudreaux, looking cautiously both ways tells him, "Mais, if I gots de green light, I gots to be careful, cause Hebert might be passing de other way!"
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Boudreaux Goes To Confession
Boudreaux, in his usual highly inebriated state, accidentally stumbled into the church building Saturday afternoon, trips his way into the confessional and sits down. The Priest, there of course to hear confession hears nothing so he coughs to let Boudreaux know that he is ready to listen to him, but still hears nothing. He then knocks on the wall separating them, and Boudreaux tells him, "Sorry but dey ain't no paper in dis one neither!"
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Philosophizing Cajuns
Five cajuns were sitting around a campfire near the Atchafalaya Basin. They were philosophizing on what was the fastest thing in the world. Boudreaux said, "I think the fastest thing in the world is a thought because before you can think of it it is already a thought." Thibodeaux said, "No, the fastest thing in the world is a blink, because before you can think about it you blunk already." Alfonse said, "No, the fastest thing in the world is electricity, because when you turn dat light switch on the electricity travels fast-fast and the lights come on before you know it." Tee Boy said, "Ya'll all wrong, the fastest thing in the world is diarrhea." Everyone asked, "Diarrhea?" Tee Boy said, "Yeah, last night before I could think, blink or turn on de light I mess ma sef all up."
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Hell or High Water!
One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodeaux, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Thibodeaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house, then saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back to the house; it kept floating away from the house then back in. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Mais sha you see dat cap, it float away from de house den it float back again? Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Mais yeah, das Mr. Boudreaux. I tole him he gonna cup dem grass today come hell or high water!"
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Secretary of State
Secretary of State Thibodeaux was visiting President Boudreaux. Secretary of State Thibodeaux noticed President Boudreaux had acquired two new dogs, and asked him what their names were. President Boudreaux responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Secretary of State Thibodeaux said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" Whereupon President Boudreaux responded, "Mais, what else you gonna name watch dogs, anh?"
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Boudreaux Pays Respects
Boudreaux, Thibodeaux, and Gautreaux was playing a big round of golf for $200. At the 18th green Boudreaux had hisself a ten foot putt to win dat round, and the $200. As Boudreaux was lining up his putt, a funeral procession started to pass by. Boudreaux set down his putter, took his hat off, placed it over his chest, and waited for the funeral procession to pass him by. After it passed, Boudreaux picked up his putter and returned to lining up his putt. Seeing this, Thibodeaux said, "Mais cher, dat was de most touching ting I never seen befo. I can't believe you stopped playing, possibly losing all you concentration, to pay you respects." "Well", Boudreaux replies, "we were married for 25 years."
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